Jerk letra

I am into showbiz, I am a road manager
D'ya know a sexy chick? I got a pass for her
Touring can be boring, but not for me
You got to entertain yourself, I got a special hobby:

I fuck with the support band, I remember when
We had a shitty little group, called "Freak Kitchen"
I'm always in the mode for, let's say, any kind of dope
I asked the drummer if he wanted some, but he said "nope"

Well I couldn't believe what I just heard
The drummer of this group was this astonishing nerd
The singer and guitarist and the bass player as well
If I only had the guts I'd tell ém: go to hell!

Instead I turned around and asked a guy from the crew
To go and get a girl that we all can screw
You see, I am an asshole and a real hypocrite
And my wife and kids don't know hippo-shit

I rather be a jerk, than being rip like you
I rather be a jerk, than do the shit you do
I rather be a jerk, than snort 'til I turn blue
I rather be a jerk, I rather be a jerk

An orgy a day keeps the Mrs away
I'm a road manager in a giant ashtray
And when my conscience knocks on the door
I bury myself in horse as a cure
And a prostitute, then I shoot some more

I rather be a jerk, than being rip like you
I rather be a jerk, than do the shit you do
I rather be a jerk, than snort 'til I turn blue
I rather be a jerk, I rather be a jerk

Freak Kitchen - Letras

• (Saving Up For An) Anal Bleach
• A regular guy
• Alone With My Phone
• Appetizer
• Are You for Real ?
• Becky
• Black Spider Flag
• Blind
• Breathe
• Broken Food
• Bull
• Burning Bridges
• By The Weeping Willow
• Chest Pain Waltz
• Clean it Up
• Come Back To Comeback
• Come Before You Leave
• Confusion To The Enemy
• Damage
• Dead Soul Man
• Deus Salve o Baço
• Do Not Disturb
• Dystopia
• Entertain Me
• Everything Is Under Control
• Forgive Me, I'm Swedish
• Freak Of The Week
• Get A Life
• God Save the Spleen
• Goody Goody
• Guilt Trip
• Gun God
• Happening Henry
• Hateful Little People
• Haw, haw, haw
• Heal Me
• Heroin Breakfast
• Hide
• Hip Hip Hoorah
• Hollow
• Honey, You're a Nazy
• Humiliation Song
• I Don't Want To Golf
• I Refuse
• Independent Way Of Life
• Infidelity Ghost
• Inner Revolution
• Jerk
• Lie Freedom
• Lisa
• Logo
• Look Bored
• Maggots Of Corruption
• Mathematics Of Defeat
• Michael and the syndrome
• Middle Class Panic
• Morons
• Mr. Kashchei And The 13 Prostitutes
• Murder Groupie
• Mussolini Mind
• My new haircut
• Nobody's Laughing
• Now You Know
• Ok
• Once Upon A Time In Scandinavistan
• One Last Dance
• One Last Dance
• Only a Dream
• Pathetic Aesthetic
• Porno Daddy
• Private Property
• Professional Help
• Propaganda Pie
• Proud To Be Plastic
• Push Through
• Ranks Of The Terrified
• Raw
• Razor Flowers
• Så Kan Det Gå När Inte Haspen Är På
• Scattered
• See You In Pittsburgh
• Seven Days In June
• Shithead
• Sick (Death by Hypochondria)
• Silence
• Slap Me In The Face
• Sloppy
• Snap
• Sob Story
• Some Kind of Love Song
• Spanking Hour
• Speak When Spoken To
• Supermodel Baby
• Taste my Fist
• Teargas Jazz
• The Bitter Season
• The Era Of Anxiety
• The Healthy Man
• The Man Who Taught His Asshole To Play The Flute
• The Only Way
• The Rights To You
• The Sinking Planet
• The Smell of Time
• The Special Profession
• The Ugly Side Of Me
• The Wrong Year
• Tiny Little Second
• Troll
• Vaseline Bizniz
• Walls of Stupidity
• We Will Not Stand Down
• We've Heard It All Before
• What's The Problem